Just give me figures.
Word count: 24,394
Words remaining: 7,453
End dd (drop dead) word count: 31,847
Percentage of story completed: 76.6%
Words per day remaining. 828
Cookies eaten today: 9
Cups of tea drunk today: 2
Titles used and discarded: 2 (Victor’s story & Definately Not Legal)
Dares accepted overall: 6
No, how are you really?
Sanity: Well, when you consider that it’s me we’re talking about…
Coherence: Singing triples on Corellia with my mind and my wits.
Good guy/bad guy confusion: It’ll be sorted out soon, I promise!
Panic level: No, this. This must be what going mad feels like.