That’s a dangerous name you’ve got there.

You know the name quiz, where you search for posts on the internet that include your name? I did that one. And it seems that there are lots of "Jasmines" out there. However, they all seem to be, a.) Cats, b.) Small Girls, c.) Plants d.) Horses or e.) Loose Women. Seriously, I’m traumatized. Which is why this is here, and not on the blog my little sisters might read. 😀 But I also laughed so hard I had tears dripping down my face. And, ouch, my stomach is still sore. So I thought it was worth sharing.

*pauses*

You know, I’m not even going to comment on these results, except to clarify certain necessary points. I really think they speak for themselves.
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1: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search:

  • That jasmine needs some pruning.
  • Jasmine needs to be placed with another dog, she gets too lonely when she is all by herself. She is slowly becoming ok with the crate, and now cries for a

  • ‘Some kind of Jasmine’ needs help.( – Fragrant Plants Forum -)

2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:

  • Sean bein a slut!!! n Jasmine looks like she is enjoying it! =P … This is when Jasmine smeared her make-up…she actually looks like she was crying. …
  • Jasmine use to be one of the hottest chicks on the Planet ..Everybody ages but Jasmine looks like a drinker. I don’t know if anyone has seen a drinker’s face, but something else is going on…
  • Also, in the second one, Jasmine looks like she’s turning into a balloon or something of the sort. I noticed that and thought it was kind of funny. …

3: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:

  • Jasmine does the Naked News: Jasmine tries to get a date with Triumph guitarist, Mike Levine
  • Jasmine does a TWITWE in the potty. Last night, at last, Jasmine did the Tiniest Wee In The World Ever in the potty
  • Confederate Jasmine does not require cold stratification
  • Busty Adventures – Jasmine – Jasmine Does Rudy

4: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search:

  • my second AMV. again with windows movie maker :)/ Jasmine hates Aladdin/ Song: She f *cking hates me – Puddle of mudd/ I made this one in one week… so it
  • YouTube – Joness Sisters – "Jasmine hates Dani" It’s not always easy being the sister of an emerging pop/diva/superstar. Dani shows us what it’s REALLY like, living in a house with the …
  • Jasmine Hates her Life cause of Minesweeper.
  • Jasmine Hates Proxy Errors
  • What she hates most… Having to leave her writing to sleep is one of. the things Jasmine hates most about her. writing. She gets so involved;
  • Jasmine is a sweet girl. She can be nervous at times but with reassurance and patience she is usually a good mare.

5: Type in “[your name] goes” or “..has gone”:

  • Jasmine: Gone to the Farm! Thanks to the good hearted person who adopted her 🙂 Finally Jasmine has a new home …
  • I am so very sad for you all missing gizzy so much and now Jasmine has gone to be with him. May your loving memories of them both comfort you.
  • Jasmine has changed her ‘shape’ many times in her life…I’ve even seen some of her angles change such as her shoulder (go figure!)…take a look and tell me what you think… (This was a horse)
  • Jasmine Goes Home. Jasmine needs to sink her toes in the sand of her native Southern California as soon as she arrives home

6: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:

  • The Lingerie Bowl, whether or not Willa Ford and Jenny McCarthy have helped her career, and of course, why Jasmine loves it when a man. … (This is on askmen.com)
  • Jasmine loves boots. You’ll have to excuse me for a moment, these boots require my immediate attention.
  • How to say jasmine loves malachi. How do you say jasmine loves malachi in different languages?

7: Type in “[your name] eats” in Google search:J

  • Wesley asks Connor what Jasmine eats, since the demon called her “the devourer.”
  • As little Jasmine leaves the door of her school building, she looks around to be sure that no one is looking, then lights a cigarette
  • jasmine eats a sparkler. Jasmine eats Fireworks

8: Type in “[your name] has” in Google search:

  • Jasmine has been stung again. Jasmine was hospitalized, earlier this month, after being stung by bees
  • Jasmine has traveled to London, New York and Paris to pursue her career in modeling.
  • The Fairy Jasmine has GONE!!!!! I am in a state of hideous shock.
  • My cat Jasmine, has been crying and whining for about 2 weeks. Any ideas?

9: Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search:Jasmine wants – Google Search

  • As usual, nobody want sit wif Matthew la. Shini go rush to sit wif Zubair. Lol. Den Joel said ‘fated la..’ HAHAHA! The triangular love la. Lol.
  • Cute little Jasmine wants to have fun/ Need a young girl? Call Jasmine NOW on 07012 904 947. Is she 18?? Is she 16? Is she a teen yet? YOU DECIDE! If you have "taboo" thoughts and…
  • jasmine wants to play duck-duck-goose?
  • Jasmine wants to be a mommy….
  • Laser interferometric high high- precision angle monitor for …File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat – View as HTML 31 May 2006 … technique is that the sensor is made to be sensitive only to the relative fluctuations of the angle which the JASMINE wants to know and to …
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