Me, according to UrbanDictionary

Rules: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following queries.

 

 
Your name : Jasmine
The deadliest flower, the sweet-smelling yellow jasmine can kill within ten hours if steeped in boiling water and imbibed as a tea.
Therefore, metaphorically, a "gilded jasmine" is an individual wanted dead or alive for reasons of a complex and classified nature: treasonous activity, terrorist aspirations, and murder in cold blood. Extremely dangerous, she should be approached with caution if not intense trepidation.
"Jasmine may seem soft and fluffy, but she will bite and she will decapitate."
"Did you say she put YELLOW jasmine in the tea? Get to an ER, now!"
 
Your Age: 20
a number, basically. it comes before 21 but after 19.
unless you are still in kindergarden, you should know this.
17…18…19…20…21…
"i can count to twenty!"
"twenty is my favorite number."
 
One of your friends: everyone who is friended on this blog. (Obviously, I cannot count to "one")
Rose– a person who will steal your wallet and then help you look for it. Someone who could be in jail, but wouldn’t remember how they got there. Will steal all the dental floss and lemons in your house
Stephanie– A girl who is more addictive than crack and internet porno combined
Kendra– the embodiment of badassitude. also a fragile little girl. but also curses like a fucking sailor. peace outtie bitchezz kk
Zack -a morbid pit of insanity. Zack is also an enormous fan of beastiality…especially with turkeys….
Peter-someone who sings the chorus
 
What you should be doing: Writing
a kind of love that thats annoying as hell and makes you want to pull your hair out. It keeps you up and night, and it makes you think about the world entirely differently. Its a passion that is unlike any other. It overides everything in your life.
What do i want to do with my life?
I want to be writing.
 
Favorite Color: Red
1-A state of light to medium embarassment. Often experienced when caught staring openly at the impressive cleavage of an attractive member of the opposite sex.
2-One of the many different flavors of Kool-Aid. Others include yellow, orange, purple, and occaisionally green.
3-Dangerous or un-cool. Someone or something that is likely to get you in trouble, primarily with the law or some authority.
4-Commies
 
Birthplace: New Brunswick
1-maritime canadian province, often forgotten by the rest of canada. only other place in canda with a significant french population, although they still only consititue 25% of the people. americans tried to make it join the usa after the 1776 revolution, but new brunwick was indifferent. really not much going on here today.
2-Annoyingly long stretch of road when travelling from Maine to your final vacation destination of Nova Scotia or Prince Edward Island.
 
Month of your birth: September
A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
 
I can’t wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves!
 
Last person you talked to: Dean
To hit someone in the face; often a small child with a basketball
Steven threw the ball to John and Deaned him in the face
 
Nickname: Jazz
-If you gotta ask, you’ll never know. -Louis Armstrong, jazz trumpeter.
-The only truth left in music.
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