Kendra: "No one’s hostage bait until they get caught."
Stephanie: "What does it mean when someone says they want to tear an exam in half and then take it to bed with them? o.O"
Jasmine: *to Rose* "Red candles and a little knife with a wooden handle. I remember the night we met."
While building a Closet;
-Courtney: *To jasmine* "Your eyes are like spears!"
-Jasmine: "I will not be defeated by some nails and an egg!"
-Courtney: "It was tough, but I screamed and got through it."
Courtney: *Finds an old band-aid* "Ewwwwww." *pokes*
Jasmine: *Flicks under the floor* "It’ll biodegrade."
Courtney: *Horrified stare*
Jasmine: "Build, woman!"
Courtney: "I didn’t actually come in here looking for pity- my legs are sore!"
Mommy: "I’ve put an astonishing amount of wine in the sauce. *looks at bottle* Or maybe I’ve just drunk an astonishing amount of wine."
Jasmine: *tastes some wine* *pauses* "Did the sun just come out, or is this really, really good wine?"
Sam: *who is three* "Maybe it’s in my pockets." *look at self* "I don’t have pockets!!!"
And finally, some from work.
Jasmine: "How are you?"
Jenette: "Oh, if I was any better they’re be two of me!"
Chad: "If it wasn’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all."
Judy: "There are some wicked deceiving people out there, and they’re not all in Toronto."
Jenette’s Sister: *in an email* "So, I’m coming up on Friday. And if you’ve failed we’ll drown your sorrows. But if you’ve passed we’ll teach them to swim!"