And here are some quotes to prove it.
From The Home School Conference:
Courtney: *as we come over a hill into an area that has been clear-cut* "Oh look, this is Orc Country!"
Courtney: "Your name is Fred!" *bites gummy snake* *pauses* "Oh, I really shouldn’t have named my snake before I ate it."
Georgia: "Are we there yet?"
Courtney: "You should do something fun while you you wait!"
Jasmine: "You can always take up slapping yourself for personal amusement!" *demonstrates*
Courtney: "Self abuse is not entertainment."
Jasmine: "I’m just pinking my cheeks the natural way."
Dean: "They’re duplicitous."
Pam: "What an excellent word. I should use that. If only I knew how to spell it or pronounce it."
Dean: *Looking at the drum set-up on stage* "You gotta wonder what that does to the whole drummer mentality. You can’t even be in the same stage as real people, they have to put you in a cage. Look, it even has a lid on it so he can’t climb out. Poor suckers."
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Zack: "fortunately I have all the secs in the world. and I really shouldn’t try saying that out loud."
"Enjoy th’ gala, m’lady?" "No, I stayed in bed with Earl Grey and The Count of Monte Cristo." By Monday, her reputation was ruined."
Maybe time would heal her. No, not heal. Maybe time would harden her.