"Oh I’ve been thinking/ Now I’ve been drinking…"

Word Count: 1,690

Scenes: 3
Characters in Deathly Peril: *pauses* Why do you even ask? This is why I’m writing the silly novel, everybody’s on the edge of death, particularly those who don’t know it.
Drinks: One Pepsi, One mug of Tea, One Hot Chocolate, One mug of Ice water which was disappointingly not Lemonade, One mug of Coffee.
Chocolate: Only four mint patties, I’m saving up for the weekend.
Success: I don’t know what’s going on anymore, is that good? It feels good, I’ve just gone over the edge of madness, instead of clinging on the cliffside with my fingernails.
Plans: I need to torture someone. It’s just a necessity of the story.

One thought on “"Oh I’ve been thinking/ Now I’ve been drinking…"

  1. LOL! Your post reminds me of the Princess Bride, the part where Prince Humperdink says:

    “I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped!”

    I know how that goes at any rate!

    Hehee…good luck with the torture, I guess :)! I tend to always kill off characters, even my favorites (much to my reluctance but I can't dictate Fate). Some people think I'm Scandinavian at heart :)!

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