It’s possible I’m too irreverent for these things.

Pick a TV show and answer the questions with episode titles.

I’m using Avatar: The Last Airbender, because I haven’t seen that used yet. 😀

1. Are you a male or a female?
"The Painted Lady" o.O

2. Describe yourself.
"The Puppetmaster"

3. How do you feel?
"Nightmares and Daydreams"

4. Describe where you currently live.
"The Beach" It’s across the street…

5. If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
"The Spirit World"

6. Your favorite form of transportation?
"The Storm" *chortles*

7. Your best friend is…
You know, it’s either "The Cave Of Two Lovers" or "The Old Masters." I’m torn.

8. What’s the weather like?
"The Siege Of The North"

9. Favorite time of day.
"Return To Omashu" Coming home, yay!

10. If your life was a TV show, it would be called…
I’m gonna go out on a limb here, and say "The Blind Bandit"

11. What life is to you:
"City of Walls and Secrets"

12. Your fear?
"Zuko Alone" That can be taken, several ways, I’m just realizing. Ummm….

13. What is the best advice you have to give?
"The Library" BOOYA

14. Thought for the day?
"The Great Divide"

15. How you would like to die?
"The Crossroads of Destiny"

16. Your soul’s present condition?
"Imprisoned"

17. Your motto?
"Bitter work" or "Into the Inferno", Depending on the day. ^_^

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Me, according to UrbanDictionary

Rules: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following queries.

 

 
Your name : Jasmine
The deadliest flower, the sweet-smelling yellow jasmine can kill within ten hours if steeped in boiling water and imbibed as a tea.
Therefore, metaphorically, a "gilded jasmine" is an individual wanted dead or alive for reasons of a complex and classified nature: treasonous activity, terrorist aspirations, and murder in cold blood. Extremely dangerous, she should be approached with caution if not intense trepidation.
"Jasmine may seem soft and fluffy, but she will bite and she will decapitate."
"Did you say she put YELLOW jasmine in the tea? Get to an ER, now!"
 
Your Age: 20
a number, basically. it comes before 21 but after 19.
unless you are still in kindergarden, you should know this.
17…18…19…20…21…
"i can count to twenty!"
"twenty is my favorite number."
 
One of your friends: everyone who is friended on this blog. (Obviously, I cannot count to "one")
Rose– a person who will steal your wallet and then help you look for it. Someone who could be in jail, but wouldn’t remember how they got there. Will steal all the dental floss and lemons in your house
Stephanie– A girl who is more addictive than crack and internet porno combined
Kendra– the embodiment of badassitude. also a fragile little girl. but also curses like a fucking sailor. peace outtie bitchezz kk
Zack -a morbid pit of insanity. Zack is also an enormous fan of beastiality…especially with turkeys….
Peter-someone who sings the chorus
 
What you should be doing: Writing
a kind of love that thats annoying as hell and makes you want to pull your hair out. It keeps you up and night, and it makes you think about the world entirely differently. Its a passion that is unlike any other. It overides everything in your life.
What do i want to do with my life?
I want to be writing.
 
Favorite Color: Red
1-A state of light to medium embarassment. Often experienced when caught staring openly at the impressive cleavage of an attractive member of the opposite sex.
2-One of the many different flavors of Kool-Aid. Others include yellow, orange, purple, and occaisionally green.
3-Dangerous or un-cool. Someone or something that is likely to get you in trouble, primarily with the law or some authority.
4-Commies
 
Birthplace: New Brunswick
1-maritime canadian province, often forgotten by the rest of canada. only other place in canda with a significant french population, although they still only consititue 25% of the people. americans tried to make it join the usa after the 1776 revolution, but new brunwick was indifferent. really not much going on here today.
2-Annoyingly long stretch of road when travelling from Maine to your final vacation destination of Nova Scotia or Prince Edward Island.
 
Month of your birth: September
A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
 
I can’t wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves!
 
Last person you talked to: Dean
To hit someone in the face; often a small child with a basketball
Steven threw the ball to John and Deaned him in the face
 
Nickname: Jazz
-If you gotta ask, you’ll never know. -Louis Armstrong, jazz trumpeter.
-The only truth left in music.

Another OC meme! Because I don’t have enough OCs in my head.

I’m going to do this with the Charas who have been in my head most recently, and not the “main” ones. Cause I’m cool like that.

 Chose ten of your OCs. If you don’t have ten of your own, chose ten cool people. 

1 = Kassy
2 = Haggerty
3 = Basket Case
4 = Dulamon
5 = Jole
6 = Petria
7 = Sarti
8 = Howling
9 = Neph
10 = Jaslyn
1.) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at his house. What happens?
Howling: “Mmmm, delicious morsels. Let me just get my sword and my assistant…”
Dulamon: “Not in the UO, you don’t.” *breaks Howling* *looks at Basket Case.* “Why do they always give me the crazy ones? Why? What crime have I committed against the fates?”
Basket Case: “Wait a second. I’m crazy? I can see your memories, dude!
Dulamon: “We are not discussing my morals right now, young man.”
Basket Case: “Maybe we should. You did What?
Dulamon: *headdesk*
2.) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club. 
Jole: *looks at sign* “Are you sure this is the right place?”
Neph: “Yep!” *pulls out napkin with name printed on it* “They had these really awesome drinks which fizzed, though Tenish made me sit at the back so I’m not sure what they’re called.”
Jole: “Ah-huh.”
3.) You need to stay at a friend’s house for a night. Who do you choose, 1 or 6?
Kassy: “Sorry, but I don’t really have a house. Or an apartment. I’d offer to let you stay where I’m staying, but it’s kinda not mine. And I don’t think Ty would let me invite people over. Um, I have bus tickets, you can have, and oh! Getting arrested is always good for a place to sleep. And airports! They’re warm, and stuff.”
Petria: “Wait, you want to stay at my HOUSE? After what you did to me? No exiling way, thank you. Get out before I kick you in the head.”
Me: “Ummmmmm.”
4.) 2 and 7 are making out, 10 walks in. What are the reactions?
Jaslyn: *raises eyebrows* “Nice one, Sar. Though I wouldn’t think he’s quite your type…”
Sarti: *smiles* “Oh, he isn’t. I’m just practicing!”
Haggerty: ~Demons. You exiling are all exiling demons. And why did I let her make me a drink, anyways?~
5.) 3 falls in love with 6, 8 is jealous. What happens?
Basket Case: *after much attempting to convince* “I swear I know that I’m doing!”
Petria: “Right. Come back when you’re legal. Or not.”
Howling: “I saw her first…” *everyone in every ‘verse shoots him*
6.) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue; 10, 2 or 7?
Me: “Go AWAY. I don’t want to be rescued!”
7.) 1 decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is cooking?
Kassy: “Wait, do I actually have to make edible food, or can I just set things on fire? Oh. Oh, okay then. Let’s make butter toffee!” 
8.) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?
Basket Case: “…” *looks again at the all-male options.* “Suicide it is, then.”
9.) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2’s release. What is it?
Sarti: “Hey, you with the eyebrows! Teach me how to read!”
Jole: *stares* “You really are on drugs, aren’t you?”
Haggerty: *is unconcious* *drugged to within an inch of his life* *tied up* *and in an locked room*
Sarti: “Or I tell Haggerty that you kidnapped him when he gets out!”
Jole: “Okay, we’d better work fast. This is the alphabet. Got that? Good.”
10.) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
Basket Case: “No, no I really don’t. I wonder if this is what happened last time?”
11.) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10’s wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Haggerty:
Jaslyn: “Oh, hush. You think you’re the one who’s coming out poorly from this deal?”
Howling: “You always leave me out. And to think I brought you all together.” *everyone shoots him, again*
12.) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Petria: “She’s a drudge. With blue hair. Who knows how to read. And you never know what she’e gonna do!” *tries to look invisible as Sarti dances in, singing*
13.) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10’s wedding. What happens, and why were they late?
Kassy: “Sorry I’m late, I forgot to look at the clock. (And I kinda got distracted…)”
*everyone decides not to ask*
14.) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house- what happens?
Me: *walks in on drunken reminisces about death and suicide and girls, and walks out again.* *makes coffee in the morning*
15.) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at 9?
THIS REPLY HAS BEEN CENSORED DUE TO EXTREME VIOLENT CONTENT.
16.) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save herself or 1?
Petria: “Uhhh, wait, I, I, I can’t just leave, I-“
Kassy: “Get out of here or I’ll come back and haunt you! MOVE!
17.) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they don’t have any food. What do they do?
Howling: *looks at Basket case*
Basket Case: *looks at Howling*
At the same time: “Food!”
18.) 5 is critically injured in a car crash. What does 9 do?
Neph: *drags out of wreck and calls the medics* *pats on head* “Don’t worry, the medics are really good, they can put you back together from anything! You’ll be back to as good as new in months!”
Jole: *groans* “Why does this never work…”

"I don’t know, where to, start. Say I’m tired, or throw a party."

Character quiz*, mark 1. Jennet’s story
*stolen from Bahnree, who stole if from Kemendraugh, who stole it from Bahnree, who stole it from someone else…*

I have so many characters I don’t know what to do with them, and I just am about to introduce a bunch more. So, I’m going to do this one in sessions. First session; the people who traumatize Jennet, and Jennet.

A. How old are you?
Jennet: 18
Appel:18
Jole: 18
Dane: 18 and three quarters.
Tanner: 31

B. Height?
Jennet: 5′ 4″
Appel: 6′ 2″
Jole: 5′ 8″
Dane: 5′ 11″
Tanner: 2 m.

C. Do you have any bad habits?
Jennet: Uh, I blush a lot? *blushes* I’m TRYING to stop, but everyone keeps doing things. And stop looking at me!
Appel: Define “bad.” I have some illegal habits, sure.
Jole: I keep failing to successfully commit suicide. I need to stop that.
Dane: No? What could possibly be wrong with me?
Tanner: Playing poker.
(Jennet: Oh, so you loose money at poker?
Tanner: No. I win, and then other people are broke. And that creates tension.)

E. What’s your hairstyle?
Jennet: Style?
Appel: Light brown, straight, I get it cut about once every six months
Jole: It’s- black. And short? *looks at it through your eyes* Is that gel? Did the girls gel me AGAIN? CARMINITA!!!!
Dane: Brown with blond pointing, really touchable.
Tanner: Red hair, usually with a bit of high explosive in it. That stuff gets everywhere.

F. Have any kids?
Jennet: *blushes* Nooooo?
Appel: Heh. None that I know about.
Jole: No.
Dane: How was I to know that the stupid girl would get all emotional about it?
Tanner: We’re gonna apply for permission again after this tour.

G. Favorite food?
Jennet: I like apple juice. And strawberry smoothies!
Appel: Barbecue beef sandwiches.
Jole: Tea. Earl grey, if you have it.
Dane: Steak.
Tanner: Beer.

I. Killed anyone?
Jennet: No. Uh, should I be concerned that you’re asking me that? *looks around nervously*
Appel: No one has ever died when I was present.
Jole: Does failing to get it through- Okay, that was not my fault. She was graduated, and everything. I’m gonna say no.
Dane: No.
Tanner: I don’t keep track of the count.

J. Hate anyone?
Jennet: That sounds really definite. I, don’t think I’m able to be mad at someone that long.
Appel: Yes.
Jole: Yes. And no, you don’t get to know who. Break my shields yourself, if you want to know- oh wait. You can’t. That’s right.
Dane: If I don’t like them they’re not worthy of my notice.
Tanner: It’s not professional.

K. Any secrets?
Jennet: *goes resolute* I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Appel: Do you think I should? *winks and slouches against the wall*
Jole: Huh. I try.
Dane: Look. My life is an open book. All you have to do is look at my perfect record. There’s nothing to hide!
Tanner: Don’t you think the weather is lovely today?

L. Love anyone?
Jennet: My little sister, and Matthew, and all the staff, and Appel, and Petria, and Jole, and- wait a second. How are we defining “love?”
Appel: Why should I tell you?
Jole: It’s better not to become emotionally involved. In anything.
Dane: Myself. *realizes that he said that out loud.* Self respect is important!
Tanner: Katy. *grins sheepishly* She’s gonna wait for me.

M. What is your job?
Jennet: Controller Trainee! It’s so fun!
Appel: Controller Trainee, for now.
Jole: Controller Tech.
Dane: Controller. *voices are heard from off camera* Wait, what do you mean I can’t say that till I graduate? I got in, what more do you want? *goes off to argue*
Tanner: Guardian, Out of Nation VIPs, specifically controller Trainees

N. Are you a boy or a girl?
Jennet: Girl.
Appel: Man.
Jole: Man.
Dane: *comes back into the room.* Wait, what? Oh. boy.
Tanner: Man.

O. Family?
Jennet: One mother, one little sister, little sister’s dad.
Appel: Whatever.
Jole: I never met them. I suppose they’re out there, if I was to look. And I wanted to risk them meeting me.
Dane: My family is highly upstanding and well connected.
Tanner: Katy is my family now.

P. Best Friends?
Jennet: Uh, Jole? And Petria talks to me sometimes. And Appel drugged me that one time, which was nice. *looks around.* Wait, what did I say? What did I SAY??
Appel: I’m working on it.
Jole: No. Carmanita, get yourself off me. We fight, we are not friends.
(Carmanita: That’s what you say. You know you’d bail me out. And I called the medics on you.
Jole: *glares* That was not a friedly thing to do.
Carmanita: Oh, so a friend would have just watched you die?
*they argue, and forget the question.*
Dane: Everyone who meets me wants to be friends with me. *smug*
Tanner: Well, right now everyone is getting used to being broke, so not at work. *someone off camera says something* Wait, what are you doing with that message? That’s private! Get your grimy hands off of Katy!

Q. What was the most surprising moment in your life up until now?
Jennet: Uh, uh, it’s hard to chose. When we got the letter about my dad? That was pretty shocking. Or, uh, when I realized where Jole had brought me? OH! The first time I logged on with Jole. That was a good day. Even if I was pretty sore afterwards. *Looks around and goes red* I said something wrong again, didn’t I? Oh my.
Appel: I’m not usually surprised.
Jole: When I discovered that I wasn’t dead? THANK YOU, Carmanita.
Dane: I always know what’s going on. Wait. Verjinya, what were you doing in my room?
Tanner: I’d have to say having a girl fall from the ceiling was not what I expected.

R. Where would you rather be?
Jennet: Do I have to wish to be somewhere else? I tend to be pretty happy where I am.
Appel: Graduated.
Jole: Dead. Or barring that, the UO. Or barring that, anywhere else, after this cursed school burns down.
Dane: In charge of the Nation. Wait, did I say that, out loud?
Tanner: Mmmm. Home with Katy would be nice. But I don’t hate my job.

S. Ever wish to be something else?
Jennet: Something? You mean, like a cat? I wanted to be a train when I was three.
Appel: I don’t know, I think I’m pretty all right.
Jole: Yes.
Dane: I’d like to be richer. But really, you couldn’t improve on anything else.
Tanner: Oh, my job is pretty good.

T. Ever kissed anyone that’s not a family member?
Jennet: *goes red* No. Unless, that time when I was so out of it, or that other time, or the time on the ship.. *goes more red* Uh, I’m pretty sure not?
Appel: Yes.
Jole: Yes. I was young, and she was crying.
Dane: Of, course?
Tanner: *emotionless* Yes.

"This is not your moment to shine. This is your moment to fall on your face."

So, I’m gonna try and start to write again. To get me back in the mood, I’m doing a quiz! *grins maniacally*

Rules:
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most one at the least.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Feel free to go ahead and add some question yourself!!

I choose…

  1. Lynn
  2. Adelheid
  3. Irene
  4. Herr Bruno
  5. Kael

How old are you?

  1. 16
  2. 19
  3. 20
  4. Why are you asking me this? Get out of my Kitchen!
  5. Depends on what calendar you’re using, thou oh-so-intelligent. I’m old enough to take care of myself.

Do you have any bad habits?

  1. Only according to my Parents.
  2. I’m quiet? People keep dying, but it’s NOT my fault.
  3. My temper can get rather dramatic. I am not joking. If you want to keep your house in one piece, it’s not a good idea to anger me.
  4. Putting up with the IDIOTS who populate my kitchen!
  5. No. These scars are old. And if you touch me, I’ll hurt you.
Who’s your mate/spouse?
  1. What part of “I’m 16” do you not get? Though I’m engaged. Kind of. Maybe. Uh- Next question!
  2. I’m single. 
  3. The last guy I went out with had to have his memory wiped. Any other questions?
  4. I am married to my art. PUT DOWN THAT SALT CELLAR OR I WILL GUT YOU.
  5. It’s illegal to be married. I have my sisters.

Have any kids?

  1. None that I know of!
  2. Did Margerete put you up to that question?
  3. What kind of question is that? I just told you I’m single! And yes, I’m old-fashioned. Get over it.
  4. *is busy beating the person who dropped a bowl of strawberries*
  5. Me, allowed to have kids? That’s a joke.
Favorite food?
  1. Katie’s hot chocolate. I could live on that stuff.
  2. The little spring eel pies that Margerete makes with the gravy and the vegetables, and the crust so shiny…
  3. Lemon bars. But without coconut, and just browned, so the top cracks when you cut into it. Lovely!
  4. I love all food. EXEPT THE SLOP THEY SERVE IN OTHER KITCHENS! 
  5. Well, here, I suppose I’d have to say the contraband bread from the worker’s level was awfully good.  Aside from that, food isn’t a point of interest.

Favorite Ice cream flavor?

  1. Piscachio.
  2. I’m sorry? What?
  3. Grasshopper pie. Or rocky road. Or cherry chip. Or Rolo. Or- oh, for goodness sake, any ice cream I can get shipped in solid is marvelous.
  4. Ice cream? Iced Cream. Hmm, that sounds interesting. MARTIN! Bring me the cream and the ice shavings, and Martin, bring me some strawberries…
  5. I’m no favorite. I don’t get treats. Who are you anyways?

Killed anyone?

  1. I’m pretty sure I’d have been told. Pretty sure. Unless-
  2. I say prayers for their souls every day.
  3. He deserved it.
  4. I prefer to keep those who have sinned where they can repent of their transgressions against the culinary world. For a LONG time.
  5. I- don’t remember.

Hate anyone?

  1. Takes too much effort.
  2. No. Loathe though, I can manage.
  3. “Hate”implies that they’re on my level.
  4. YOU! What are you doing with that pie?!!!??? *hurls a knife* No, why do you ask?
  5. Not a person, exactly. I try not to think about them.

Any secrets?

  1. I wasn’t there. I was in Grand Bank. Grand Bank, I tell you!
  2. Next Question.
  3. Not unless you include the alternate identity, and the gift- and you don’t remember me saying any of that. Right?
  4. No.
  5. Withholding information isn’t the same as lying about it, right? I mean, they don’t know about it, but they don’t need to, right? And not telling the Observers things is totally not even an issue. And the- you know, I’m just going to say no, and leave it there.
Love anyone?
  1. Michael. Just joking! Just joking…
  2. I followed my brother across the world to bail him out. Does that count?
  3. You touch my family, you die. Tell whoever sent you that. 
  4. What is the point of this question?
  5. Not now. Not anymore. Not here.

What is your job?

  1. I’m a student. Though Katie seems to want me to work at McDonalds. It’s in discussion.
  2. I work in the kitchen. And I pour wine at the high table. 
  3. I’m the only person on this island, what do you think?
  4. I am master of the kitchen. And the cellars. And the docks. 
  5. You really are not the highest rating, aren’t you? Look at my ident code. It has “drudge” in the TITLE!

Are you a boy or a girl??

  1. Boy
  2. Girl
  3. Woman
  4. Man
  5. Girl

Family?

  1. Two parents. 
  2. One brother, but he’s under sentence of death. And it’s my fault.  I WILL break him out.
  3. Daddy, Muv, Pete, Ally, Mike, John, Geoff, Jane, and Sally.
  4. They died in the winter when I was a child.
  5. I’m the only one left.

Best Friends?

  1. After that weekend, I think I can count on Allison, Michael, Katie, Ben and Kathleen to stand by me. I’m not saying I like them though.
  2. Margerete is amazing. And Brother Hugo. But I can’t trust anyone else, right now. I shouldn’t even trust them, really.
  3. Back at home, a couple.
  4. *doesn’t answer*
  5. Me? You’ve got me mixed up with someone people like.

What was the most surprising moment in your life up until now?

  1. When Mr. X shot that man. I don’t even know his name.
  2. When it turned out that Herr Adolf knew who I was. I’m still not sure where that is going.
  3. The first time I flew was very memorable. 
  4. When my assistant made a flawless cake. I could not have done better myself. Then I knew who my successor must be.
  5. When I first saw fire summoned. That was a good day.

Where would you rather be?

  1. Out of this dead-end town?
  2. Safe. Just somewhere where I could relax.
  3. Oxford.
  4. Why would I want to be anywhere else?
  5. In the UO. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Ever kissed anyone that’s not a family member?

  1. A couple girls, yeah. A lot, actually.
  2. Who do you think I am?
  3. Thankfully, no.
  4. This interview is over. *walks away*
  5. Kissed? Uh, it didn’t mean anything, I’m sure.