“Yes, I am Math Boy.”

“You can’t kill an unarmed upside-down man!”

Runner! I’m feeling ill, but too awake to sleep, therefore stargate. We’ll see how this works out.

Sir, we have another problem, our new heading. We’re on a collision course with the nearest star.

Now let’s watch some Dr. Who- I mean- Stargate. *cough*

“Shall I inform the remaining Wraith that you are unavailable to fight?”

Let’s finish up this thing! Boo-yah!
*dies of a coughing fit.*

“For God’s sakes turn around…”

“You’re trying to get inside my mind. Allow me.”

“No no, it’s a good question, I just wondered what I’d said to set it off.”

Oh wow, I’m ALMOST DONE WITH SEASON ONE. Who’da thunk it? Ahem.